Disney Channel is a prison.

So remember when you were watching the Teen Choice Awards 2009 and Miley Cyrus gave America a nice little pole dance?

Or when you heard the news this week that Demi Lovato is slitting her wrists? Again?

Or maybe even when you found out that Mitchel Musso is a smoker?

Well is it just me or do these Disney channel stars have it bad? And it’s not just those three.

If ANY Disney channel star out there does something that’s “different” or something that a “role model wouldn’t do”, they’re dug in a deep shit hole that’s hard to come out of.

Because that shit gets piled up on with more shit, and pretty soon that star will find themselves swimming in a sea – a sea of what? A sea of shit.

I mean, sure. On their part – they shouldn’t be doing anything that’s too outragous. I mean fuck, you’re the one that signed up to be a pretty little princess on Disney channel. And here are the rules of being a princess:

1. Princesses don’t smoke.
2. Princesses don’t cut.
3. Princesses don’t date underwear models.
4. Princesses aren’t depressed/emo.
5. Princesses don’t pole dance.
6. Princesses don’t break up with other princesses over a 27-second phone call.
7. And princesses don’t make bands called ‘The Princess and The Scene’ to poke fun at people calling them a wanna-be scene princess.

On the other hand, people are extremely critical.

HELLO, MILEY CYRUS IS A HUMAN BEING TOO.

Believe it or not. I mean, I know it’s hard to believe.

But we all have that inner-good inside of us somewhere so please, believe it, even if it is for a few seconds.

Sure I was shocked when she suddenly started attacking a stripper pole during her performance. But her parents were right there, watching. With very calm expressions on their face as if to say, “There is nothing wrong with my daughter grinding on a pole in front of young kids during her performance. Please remain seated and calm. “

It WAS just part of the performance. Plus, she didn’t even “grind” on it that much. I mean – she wasn’t popping her booty. (Thank god thank god thank god.)

Then there’s miss Damsel in Distress Demi. Depressed Demi. Destroyed Demi. Dillegent (when it comes to cutting her wrists) Demi.

But, come on guys. Are you telling me that EXTREMELY HUGE FUCKING SMILE ON HER FACE is always being faked?

That’s not even possible. She’s too bad of an actress. (Ouch.)

Anyways, okay – apparently she cuts her wrists. Of course that’s unhealthy and I for one am completely against self harm. But, if Britney Spears started doing it, then nobody would be so shocked. I mean she already shaved her head bald.

I think Demi’s just going through a phase and obviously, should be given help, but shouldn’t be attacked by the media on it.

Or she can be smarter and put cover-up on her wrists. Dumbo Demi.

And Mitchel Musso. Who I guess, nobody really cares about but, is there anyways? He’s like the adopted kid with the freaky hair that nobody wants.

But nonetheless he is still a Disney star and was caught smoking. What a rebel, huh?!

No not really. Who the hell doesn’t smoke in Hollywood? Or at least, everyone’s done it ONCE.

So give him a break, too. It’s not the end of the world. Maybe he just needs a way to get his mind off the fact that Emily Osment doesn’t want him.

Basically, being a Disney channel star HAS to be hell.

I mean, look at the Jonas Brothers.

Lady GaGa admitted she’d “like to have a foursome with them.”

Pretty freaky.

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